1 00:00:08,777 --> 00:00:11,144 Oh, I'm late! 2 00:00:11,209 --> 00:00:14,844 I am the full-blown destruction queen 3 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:17,490 Light up the match, I'm the gasoline 4 00:00:17,557 --> 00:00:18,756 Ohh. 5 00:00:18,806 --> 00:00:21,607 So light up, put your hands up 6 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,610 Oh, come on. 7 00:00:23,669 --> 00:00:25,302 Let's start a riot 8 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:30,060 Come on. Get out. Get out. Get out. 9 00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:32,753 Let's start a riot 10 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:35,187 Ooh, ooh, ooh, calling on 11 00:00:35,251 --> 00:00:36,583 - Achoo! - Oh! 12 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:39,036 Ahh, oh. 13 00:00:39,419 --> 00:00:41,218 This day could not get any worse. 14 00:00:41,276 --> 00:00:43,209 Oh, hey, Ana, you know how I opened up your fan mail 15 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:44,401 and signed autographs for you? 16 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:45,683 Oh, yes. 17 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:48,067 Look, can you please stop signing it "smell ya later"? 18 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,429 Doesn't really sound like me. 19 00:00:49,481 --> 00:00:50,580 Sure. 20 00:00:50,629 --> 00:00:52,129 Anyway, this one has no postage, 21 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,682 and it's got, like, creepy photos 22 00:00:53,736 --> 00:00:56,604 and what appears to be a mask of your face. 23 00:00:56,674 --> 00:00:57,740 Both: Whoa. 24 00:00:57,788 --> 00:00:59,554 Is that what I look like? 25 00:00:59,612 --> 00:01:02,046 Ana, you know what this means? 26 00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:05,757 That I have a stalker? 27 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:06,823 Whoa. 28 00:01:06,872 --> 00:01:08,471 I have a stalker! 29 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,861 - I know! Congrats. - Oh, finally. 30 00:01:11,937 --> 00:01:14,838 [flamenco music] 31 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,408 32 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:21,872 - sync and corrections by Zac- - www.addic7ed.com - 33 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,774 Ugh. Ohh. 34 00:01:24,838 --> 00:01:26,505 _ 35 00:01:26,561 --> 00:01:29,362 _ 36 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:30,999 _ 37 00:01:31,228 --> 00:01:32,771 _ 38 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:35,077 _ 39 00:01:35,105 --> 00:01:36,759 _ 40 00:01:40,574 --> 00:01:41,540 Uh. 41 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:43,487 Oh, we're... Luis. 42 00:01:43,546 --> 00:01:44,512 Cut. 43 00:01:44,559 --> 00:01:46,126 Stay in places until we fix it. 44 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:47,513 [clears throat] 45 00:01:47,564 --> 00:01:49,531 - Yeah. - Yeah. 46 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:51,323 Well, this is awkward, huh? 47 00:01:51,381 --> 00:01:53,214 I don't know. Feels kind of nice. 48 00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:55,638 Kind of like old times. 49 00:01:55,702 --> 00:01:56,768 [chuckles] 50 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:02,119 Eh, you're right, a little awkward. 51 00:02:02,186 --> 00:02:03,747 Just things have been weird between us 52 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:05,039 ever since you and Kelly broke up, 53 00:02:05,089 --> 00:02:06,589 and she said that ridiculous thing. 54 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:08,543 What, that I'm too breathy? 55 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:13,071 No, there's still something between you and me. 56 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,061 [laughs] 57 00:02:16,131 --> 00:02:18,799 - Well, what if she's right? - What? 58 00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:21,780 Oh, um... 59 00:02:21,838 --> 00:02:23,571 Are you two ready to do the whole thing again? 60 00:02:23,629 --> 00:02:25,929 I don't know, Luis. This is moving a little fast. 61 00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:27,692 You know, there's so much baggage between us. 62 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,148 I'm not sure if I'm ready to just jump back into it. 63 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:32,213 I'm talking about the shot. 64 00:02:32,273 --> 00:02:34,373 Oh, the shot. 65 00:02:34,434 --> 00:02:37,835 Yes, yes, we're ready for the shot. 66 00:02:37,912 --> 00:02:39,678 I know it sounds crazy, 67 00:02:39,736 --> 00:02:41,802 and I'm not asking you to just jump back into 68 00:02:41,863 --> 00:02:44,096 a relationship with me, but I... 69 00:02:44,159 --> 00:02:45,858 I think there's still something between us. 70 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,247 Maybe we should talk about it. 71 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,066 You-you mean, right... right now? 72 00:02:49,123 --> 00:02:52,390 Uh, okay. 73 00:02:52,466 --> 00:02:54,933 How about we meet for coffee tomorrow before work at 8:00. 74 00:02:54,998 --> 00:02:56,698 If you show up, we talk. 75 00:02:56,754 --> 00:02:58,487 If you don't, then no big deal. 76 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,377 We stay friends. It won't be weird. 77 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,983 Okay, that's a lot to think about. 78 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:07,429 But let's say I do come. 79 00:03:07,492 --> 00:03:09,192 Can we make it 8:15? I have something at 8:00. 80 00:03:09,248 --> 00:03:11,815 Actually, if you do come, can you make it 8:45? 81 00:03:11,883 --> 00:03:13,716 That will give me time to shower after I work out. 82 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:14,972 You weren't gonna shower after you worked out? 83 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:16,489 You don't even know if you're coming. 84 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,342 But if you are, can you make it 9:00? 85 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,732 Yeah. 86 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,217 And... action. 87 00:03:24,782 --> 00:03:27,683 [muffled upbeat music] 88 00:03:27,753 --> 00:03:28,819 89 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:30,300 Is Isaac possessed? 90 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:32,487 No, he's working on a new show idea. 91 00:03:32,548 --> 00:03:34,048 He knows what it is, but he won't tell us. 92 00:03:34,101 --> 00:03:36,401 New show? What's wrong with this one? 93 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:38,365 Roxie, this is how telenovelas work. 94 00:03:38,424 --> 00:03:39,590 You do a bunch of episodes, 95 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:41,072 and then you jump on to the next show. 96 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,725 Oh. 97 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:44,813 I want to be on Isaac's new show. 98 00:03:44,873 --> 00:03:46,473 Ooh, maybe he's writing one about a lawyer 99 00:03:46,528 --> 00:03:47,560 who owns a vineyard. 100 00:03:47,609 --> 00:03:48,941 Roxie, that's this show. 101 00:03:48,993 --> 00:03:50,492 Oh, yeah. 102 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:52,513 That's why it was in my head. 103 00:03:53,555 --> 00:03:56,188 If we want good parts, then we have to make it happen. 104 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:57,589 Let's band together on this. 105 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,872 Come with me. 106 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:01,357 But be behind me. 107 00:04:01,422 --> 00:04:03,288 [muffled upbeat music] 108 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:05,080 What? What did I do? 109 00:04:05,136 --> 00:04:06,703 I thought that was a community toothbrush. 110 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:08,791 Well, we know you're working on a new show. 111 00:04:08,851 --> 00:04:10,951 We just want to remind you of our many talents. 112 00:04:11,012 --> 00:04:13,146 I can speak with a British accent. 113 00:04:13,207 --> 00:04:16,275 I can tap-dance. 114 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:17,613 Hey. 115 00:04:17,664 --> 00:04:19,531 I know karate. 116 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:21,789 Yah! 117 00:04:21,852 --> 00:04:26,154 Oh, yeah? Look what I can do. 118 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:28,842 [grunting] 119 00:04:28,909 --> 00:04:31,777 I can't believe Javi admitted he still has feelings for you. 120 00:04:31,846 --> 00:04:33,146 I know. 121 00:04:33,197 --> 00:04:34,396 We were stuck in a parachute, 122 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:36,547 and I had the mother of all wedgies. 123 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:39,109 Oh, but it was so romantic. 124 00:04:39,174 --> 00:04:40,340 I don't like it. 125 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:42,557 Mark my words, if Javi hurts you again 126 00:04:42,618 --> 00:04:43,817 he will rue the day. 127 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,034 He will rue it. 128 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,584 Gael, I've never seen you like this. 129 00:04:46,637 --> 00:04:47,636 Drink it in. 130 00:04:47,683 --> 00:04:49,216 Wow, if Gael's this upset, 131 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:52,338 I'm sure you're dying to tell me what a horrible idea this is. 132 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:55,012 Actually, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 133 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:57,346 but maybe you should just go for it. 134 00:04:57,409 --> 00:05:00,710 Javi's not that kid you married. He's really grown up now. 135 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:01,985 But what about James? 136 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,035 I thought that was still a possibility someday. 137 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:06,628 So did I, but he went to go find himself, 138 00:05:06,695 --> 00:05:07,975 and I never heard from him again. 139 00:05:08,012 --> 00:05:09,078 That's so weird. 140 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:11,360 It's like he fell off the face of the Earth. 141 00:05:11,422 --> 00:05:14,857 Okay, your opinions mean the world to me, 142 00:05:14,934 --> 00:05:17,134 so tell me what you're honestly thinking. 143 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:19,609 Because on the one hand, 144 00:05:19,662 --> 00:05:21,428 Javi really hurt me when we were married. 145 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:22,651 - He also... - On the other hand, 146 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:24,901 we've both grown and matured as people, 147 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:27,497 while on the third hand, how much can people really change? 148 00:05:27,563 --> 00:05:29,430 On the fourth hand, the world could end tomorrow, 149 00:05:29,488 --> 00:05:30,768 and I might end up regretting it. 150 00:05:30,806 --> 00:05:33,339 But on the fifth hand, I could regret regretting it. 151 00:05:33,405 --> 00:05:35,305 While on the sixth hand, that guitar, 152 00:05:35,364 --> 00:05:36,897 on the seventh hand, the man jewelry, 153 00:05:36,951 --> 00:05:38,718 on the eighth hand, those eyes, 154 00:05:38,774 --> 00:05:40,407 while on the ninth hand, I still have feelings for him. 155 00:05:40,462 --> 00:05:41,695 Oh, my God. You guys are right. 156 00:05:41,745 --> 00:05:42,978 I have to go to this coffee. 157 00:05:43,029 --> 00:05:45,430 Oh, what would I do without you? 158 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,449 I love her, but she's a lunatic. 159 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:52,447 [upbeat music] 160 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,784 161 00:05:54,848 --> 00:05:56,114 Excuse me. 162 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:57,865 Do you mind switching tables? 163 00:05:57,921 --> 00:05:59,687 It's just, I'm gonna meet my ex-husband, 164 00:05:59,744 --> 00:06:01,610 and we might rekindle our romance, 165 00:06:01,669 --> 00:06:03,549 and I don't want to do it next to the trash can. 166 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:08,431 Thank you. 167 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:12,425 Oh, all right, I just give this a wipe down. 168 00:06:12,508 --> 00:06:14,775 Don't you worry. 169 00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:17,171 Baby our love's a language 170 00:06:17,236 --> 00:06:19,169 Baby our love's a language 171 00:06:19,228 --> 00:06:21,762 No, we don't need to say a word 172 00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:23,527 Say a word 173 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,649 Baby our love's a language 174 00:06:24,699 --> 00:06:26,031 Sure, okay. 175 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:28,149 I'll watch your laptop, but don't be too long. 176 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:31,111 My ex-husband's gonna be here in a few minutes. 177 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,249 I'm getting your signs 178 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:38,309 Don't even need to read between the lines 179 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:41,316 Mimi, he's obviously not coming. 180 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,847 I can't believe I fell for his crap again. 181 00:06:43,912 --> 00:06:45,712 I'm sorry, Ana. Why don't you just leave? 182 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:48,537 I can't; I told some guy I'd watch his laptop. 183 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:51,640 He's been in the bathroom for so long. 184 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,612 Oh, someone stole it. I'm out of here. 185 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,256 Ooh, I'm gonna kill Javi. 186 00:07:03,312 --> 00:07:04,978 I'm gonna rip those luscious lips 187 00:07:05,034 --> 00:07:06,834 of that chiseled, perfectly stubbled, 188 00:07:06,892 --> 00:07:09,259 godlike face. 189 00:07:09,322 --> 00:07:10,554 Yep, I said it. 190 00:07:10,606 --> 00:07:12,673 I can't believe he would ditch me like that. 191 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,173 I've got to figure out what happened. 192 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:15,251 - Where is he? - I don't know. 193 00:07:15,299 --> 00:07:16,264 He didn't show up for work. 194 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:18,145 Really? 195 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:20,871 Oh, my God. That explains everything. 196 00:07:20,938 --> 00:07:22,304 Javi's sick. 197 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:23,917 That's why he didn't meet me for coffee, 198 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,044 not 'cause he doesn't want to get back together with me. 199 00:07:26,105 --> 00:07:28,005 I knew there had to be a reason. 200 00:07:28,063 --> 00:07:30,097 Maybe Javi has the flu. 201 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:32,558 I don't know, Ana. He seemed okay yesterday, 202 00:07:32,622 --> 00:07:34,522 but he was wearing a super-deep V-neck, 203 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,547 so he could have got a cold. 204 00:07:36,606 --> 00:07:38,172 Sweetie, this may be hard to admit, 205 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:39,594 but maybe he changed his mind. 206 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:42,681 No, it can't be that. There has to be another reason. 207 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:44,552 Because if it's just that the man who deep down 208 00:07:44,609 --> 00:07:45,808 I've been in love with for the past three years 209 00:07:45,859 --> 00:07:47,058 decided I wasn't worth it, 210 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:48,941 it would break my heart into a million pieces. 211 00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:55,621 Maybe my stalker took him. 212 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:56,784 Totally. 213 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,166 Yep, your stalker kidnapped him. 214 00:07:58,218 --> 00:08:01,419 Oh, this makes so much sense. 215 00:08:01,493 --> 00:08:03,560 I think we all know what the obvious next step is. 216 00:08:06,558 --> 00:08:08,425 You said you had a life-or-death emergency. 217 00:08:08,483 --> 00:08:09,616 Yes, yes. 218 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:11,465 My ex-husband asked me to coffee 219 00:08:11,522 --> 00:08:14,023 to talk about our relationship, which is a very big deal, 220 00:08:14,089 --> 00:08:15,689 because we just moved on from our divorce, 221 00:08:15,743 --> 00:08:19,278 and he didn't even show up. 222 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:22,717 Write that down. 223 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,334 Good luck with your love life, ma'am. 224 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:25,888 Wh... hey. 225 00:08:25,941 --> 00:08:27,540 Wait. 226 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:29,316 I can't believe he didn't take me seriously. 227 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:30,985 I may just play a cop on TV, 228 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,573 but this case has some holes in it. 229 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:35,128 Ana, sweetie, maybe it was a little too fast to jump to stalker. 230 00:08:35,193 --> 00:08:37,527 Or maybe Javi is bound and gagged 231 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:38,924 and being tortured somewhere. 232 00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:40,508 Okay, look, we've got to figure out 233 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,229 who my stalker is in case they have Javi. 234 00:08:42,284 --> 00:08:43,550 You guys in? 235 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:45,435 I've never believed in anything more in my life. 236 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,991 All right. 237 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:50,096 Are we protecting her or enabling her? 238 00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:51,085 A little of both. 239 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,431 Okay, you guys. 240 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:55,049 We are, like, 99% sure Javi was kidnapped. 241 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,049 [all gasp] 242 00:08:56,095 --> 00:08:57,461 Mm-hmm. 243 00:08:57,514 --> 00:09:01,182 Now, he was last seen wearing... actually, I'm not sure, 244 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:03,029 so I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say jeans 245 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,085 that are way too tight and a lot of hair product. 246 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,245 Oh, and the sparkly blouse. 247 00:09:06,293 --> 00:09:08,326 - Mm, that was yesterday. - Oh, yeah. 248 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:10,754 We need to get this on milk cartons ASAP. 249 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:13,031 Okay? 250 00:09:13,081 --> 00:09:15,815 I know, it's the most respectable photo I found. 251 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:17,583 We've got to figure out who my stalker is 252 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:20,273 by CSI'ing all the clues we have. 253 00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:24,610 Here's everything my stalker sent me. 254 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:30,504 Well, I haven't figured out the identity of your stalker, 255 00:09:30,573 --> 00:09:32,973 but they made a collage of your Target receipts. 256 00:09:33,037 --> 00:09:34,670 How many throw pillows do you need? 257 00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:35,892 You only have one couch. 258 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,309 Hey, Roxie, this looks really elaborate. 259 00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:39,338 What have you found out? 260 00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:41,719 Found out? Not much. 261 00:09:41,783 --> 00:09:44,017 But how cool is this? 262 00:09:44,079 --> 00:09:45,545 I made a flower. 263 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:47,132 Ana, this is a lot of stuff. 264 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,919 Can you think of anyone who would hold a grudge against you? 265 00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,608 No, people love me. 266 00:09:50,664 --> 00:09:52,397 Uh, my evil twin sister, 267 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:54,087 when you proved that she was out to get me. 268 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,709 Kate from "Scientifico Sexy" 269 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,129 when you beat her at her own game. 270 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,448 My ex-husband when you made sure 271 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,778 that we didn't get back together. 272 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:03,550 Your ex-boyfriend/boss whose heart you broke. 273 00:10:03,631 --> 00:10:06,365 Plus, that guy that you cut off on your way in this morning, 274 00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:08,301 he said you were bitchy. 275 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,859 Wait, that was me. Sorry. 276 00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:13,993 Okay, okay, so I may have stepped on a few toes, 277 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,431 but we've been at this for hours, 278 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:17,583 and all we have to show for it is that I should wear a bra 279 00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:19,645 when I take out the trash. 280 00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:22,405 Guys, I guess I have to admit it. 281 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,006 Javi's not kidnapped. 282 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:27,629 He just probably decided he didn't want to be with me. 283 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,774 I just wasn't ready to face it. 284 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,135 - Ana. - No, no, it's okay. 285 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,032 I'm just gonna go home and hang out with that bird 286 00:10:34,089 --> 00:10:35,422 that won't leave my condo. 287 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:41,056 Hey, hey, hey, Isaac. 288 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:43,213 Since you've been working on a new show idea, 289 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:45,341 it would be very irresponsible of me 290 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:46,801 not to show you my special skills. 291 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,369 Mime. Really? 292 00:10:56,646 --> 00:11:00,682 Okay, that's not bad. 293 00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:01,732 Wait. [coughs] 294 00:11:01,779 --> 00:11:03,245 I got more stuff. 295 00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:04,965 I feel so bad for Ana. 296 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,001 She's probably facedown in a chicken potpie by now. 297 00:11:09,074 --> 00:11:11,374 Okay, where do you think Javi really is? 298 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,205 Oh, okay, I'm just gonna say it. 299 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,394 I think he might have gotten back together with Kelly. 300 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:17,667 Are we saying that out loud now? 301 00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,157 'Cause I've been thinking it all day. 302 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,770 I wish for Ana's sake it wasn't true, 303 00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:21,957 but, I mean, come on. 304 00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:23,305 Kelly is amazing. 305 00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:26,091 Right? Saving all those orphans from that burning building. 306 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,428 And she's in incredible shape from her award-winning samba dancing. 307 00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:32,470 And she worked in a hospital saving lives. 308 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,476 Hospital? 309 00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:36,668 Samba dancing? 310 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:37,895 Orphans. 311 00:11:37,945 --> 00:11:39,178 Do you know what this means? 312 00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:41,895 Kelly's way too busy. She needs to unplug. 313 00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:44,263 No, Kelly has been copying 314 00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:47,027 everything that Ana's been doing in her shows. 315 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,929 But was Ana ever a cross-dressing 316 00:11:48,987 --> 00:11:51,688 cruise ship director? 317 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:52,788 [both gasp] 318 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,537 Does this mean the stalker is... 319 00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:56,892 Kelly, what are you doing here? 320 00:11:56,956 --> 00:11:58,755 I heard you were looking for Javi. 321 00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:01,615 Well, I found him. 322 00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:02,883 [grunting] 323 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,266 Yes, bound and gagged. I knew it. 324 00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:08,836 I'm sorry. Did you find him like that? 325 00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:10,309 Or did you do that to him? 326 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,597 Oh, no, my bad. Yeah, I totally did that to him. 327 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:14,737 Oh. 328 00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:16,119 Oh. 329 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:20,051 So wait. You're my stalker? 330 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,950 We prefer unrequited best friend. 331 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,967 Why is this happening? I don't even know you. 332 00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:28,764 Yes, but I know you. 333 00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:31,021 See, my parents worked all the time. 334 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,584 Literally. They owned a 24 Hour Fitness. 335 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,516 So I was raised by babysitters, 336 00:12:35,574 --> 00:12:37,841 and they all watched your telenovelas. 337 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:40,538 In a way, the one constant in my life was you. 338 00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:41,905 Aww. 339 00:12:41,956 --> 00:12:43,289 Kelly, just let Ana go. 340 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,406 She doesn't have anything to do with this. 341 00:12:44,454 --> 00:12:47,155 Ana has everything to do with this. 342 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,290 You're just a pawn, pretty boy. 343 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,651 Ooh, hoo-hoo. 344 00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:52,602 I don't understand. What do you want? 345 00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:56,529 To be you, of course, which is why I copied your shows. 346 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,011 I followed you everywhere. 347 00:12:58,063 --> 00:12:59,329 I went through your trash. 348 00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,681 P.S., you should really recycle more, 349 00:13:01,744 --> 00:13:03,244 if not for us, then for the children. 350 00:13:03,297 --> 00:13:05,297 - They are our future. - Why are you agreeing with her? 351 00:13:05,357 --> 00:13:07,658 Because she has us tied up. Plus, she has a point. 352 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,322 I did whatever I could just to be you, 353 00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:11,821 including date Javi, 354 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,141 but it was pretty clear that he still had feelings for you, 355 00:13:14,204 --> 00:13:16,705 that I would never be enough for him. 356 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:19,471 And then I realized that no matter what I did, 357 00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:21,940 I could actually never really be you. 358 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:25,005 So I might have gone a little bit crazy. 359 00:13:25,078 --> 00:13:27,578 But now I have a new plan. 360 00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,810 To let us go? Great. No harm, no foul. 361 00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:33,374 - We keep this between us. - No, if I can't be Ana, 362 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:36,286 I'm gonna be Ana's best friend. Do you want to be best friends? 363 00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:37,288 Yes. 364 00:13:37,335 --> 00:13:38,500 Yes! 365 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,117 High five. 366 00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:42,238 Low five. 367 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,400 So what do you want to do first, bestie? 368 00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:48,474 I come home in the morning light 369 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:53,116 My mother says when you gonna live your life right? 370 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,739 Okay. 371 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,993 Oh, mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones 372 00:13:57,056 --> 00:14:00,457 And girls, they want to have fun 373 00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:05,270 Oh, girls just want to have fun 374 00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,429 375 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:11,459 That's all they really want 376 00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:15,010 Some fun 377 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,456 When the working day is done 378 00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:22,367 Oh, girls, they want to have fun 379 00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:26,451 Oh, girls just want to have fun 380 00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:29,636 Yeah, that was so fun, and not terrifying at all. 381 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,542 Well, I guess that means we're best friends now. 382 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,699 You know what? 383 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,547 I should probably call Mimi and tell her 384 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,138 she's no longer my best friend. 385 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,691 Yes, she has a right to know. 386 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,879 Yeah, you're right. I'll go get your phone. 387 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,573 Okay. 388 00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,162 Just in case I don't survive this, 389 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,916 I want to be buried in my black jeans. 390 00:14:44,972 --> 00:14:46,452 This might be our last conversation, 391 00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:47,958 and that's what you want to talk about? 392 00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,177 Besides, those jeans have too many pockets. 393 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,559 Yeah, but they're so flattering. 394 00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,244 No, they're not. They hit you weird on the hips. 395 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,432 - Really? - Here you go. 396 00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:56,149 Heh-heh, thanks, girlfriend. 397 00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:59,150 All right, dialing Mimi. 398 00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:02,278 [telephone rings] 399 00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,395 Guys, guys, it's her. It's her. 400 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,923 Ana. Oh, thank God. We've been trying to call you. 401 00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:08,588 We know who your stalker is. It's... 402 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:12,245 Kelly! I'm here at my condo with Kelly. 403 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,956 She's my best friend now. 404 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:16,412 I no longer want to be your best friend, Mimi, 405 00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:19,111 Because I'm with Kelly now. 406 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:22,847 So I hope you can take the hint. 407 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:25,427 Okay. 408 00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,759 There, see? 409 00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:28,509 We have to help her. She's in danger. 410 00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:31,233 She would never say she didn't want to be my best friend. 411 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:33,368 Sometimes people just grow apart. 412 00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:34,961 Good luck with your girlfriend. 413 00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:38,441 The police aren't gonna help us? 414 00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:39,893 Then we've got to do it ourselves. 415 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,244 Is there anyone else we can call for help? 416 00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,695 There's no time. She's in danger. 417 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,915 We have to go now. Let's save Ana. 418 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:45,942 [together] Yeah. 419 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,122 I've got to use the bathroom. 420 00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,571 - Oh, me too. - Yep. 421 00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:49,923 Okay, everyone to the bathroom, 422 00:15:49,975 --> 00:15:51,074 then we go save Ana. 423 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:53,656 [together] Yeah. 424 00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,422 Now that Mimi's out and you're in, 425 00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:57,612 we should go out and celebrate in public, 426 00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:59,106 where a lot of people can see us. 427 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,626 - Sure. - Okay. 428 00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:02,439 We should probably kill Javi first, though, 429 00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:03,634 and then we can skedaddle. 430 00:16:03,684 --> 00:16:05,117 Both: What? 431 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:07,237 Well, he's the only thing that could come between us. 432 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,531 Wait, how do you feel about Sandy Bullock? 433 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,893 Oh, she's a national treasure. 434 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:12,244 Oh, great. 435 00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:14,195 Well, then, yeah, he's definitely the only thing 436 00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:15,253 that could come between us. 437 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,133 - Ahh! - No. 438 00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:19,759 [both grunting] 439 00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:22,392 Oh, my God, it's like you're the exact same strength as me. 440 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,726 I've been doing your exercise video for years. 441 00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,155 - Oh, the abs? - Yeah. 442 00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:27,473 It's totally working for you. 443 00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:28,523 I know. 444 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,104 Argh. 445 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,826 Ahh! 446 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:34,092 Not the face, please. 447 00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:35,442 No, no. 448 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:39,395 No, if you're gonna kill him, you have to kill me first. 449 00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:42,612 No, no, please, please, please, please. 450 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,019 451 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,283 So what's the plan? 452 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,966 We go in there, we take out the kidnappers, 453 00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:50,021 we rescue Javi, and then we all go out for ice cream. 454 00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,914 - What about Ana? - Sure, if we have time. 455 00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:54,506 The strongest, baddest person should go up there first. 456 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:55,705 [together] Mimi. 457 00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,621 Me? Oh, you're right. You all are wusses. 458 00:16:57,679 --> 00:17:00,980 [both grunting] 459 00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:03,590 Ana, Ana... 460 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,190 Come on, Ana. You can take her. 461 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,122 No, don't... don't say that. 462 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,680 This is my weapon, a wine backpack? 463 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,233 This is the only thing I had in my trunk. 464 00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,453 Have you ever used it? 465 00:17:12,503 --> 00:17:13,636 All the time. 466 00:17:13,685 --> 00:17:15,351 It's got a cheese port and two wine glasses. 467 00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:17,073 Oh, I love it. That's incredible. 468 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,428 - Where did you buy it? - Okay. 469 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,514 Ahh! 470 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:22,952 Wait. Wait. 471 00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,684 Are you really gonna kill your best friend? 472 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:27,127 Well, we've only been best friends for, like, 20 minutes. 473 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:28,224 I'll get over it. 474 00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:29,505 Argh! Ahh! 475 00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:31,288 [seagull squawking] 476 00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:34,045 What is this? 477 00:17:34,114 --> 00:17:35,647 Ahh! [both gasp] 478 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,167 Let's go save Ana. 479 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,653 - Whoo! - Oh! 480 00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:42,665 Or that could happen. 481 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:50,197 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 482 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:52,782 both: Told ya. 483 00:18:01,307 --> 00:18:05,642 Hey, that was pretty scary stuff back there, huh? 484 00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:08,197 I didn't know how crazy Kelly is. 485 00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,862 You know what was crazy? 486 00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:11,685 You were gonna let her kill you to protect me. 487 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,724 Look, Javi, I really need to know 488 00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:16,780 so I can move on either way. 489 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,405 Were you gonna show up to coffee? 490 00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:20,326 Yes, I was. 491 00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:22,351 The only thing that could have kept me away from you 492 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,010 was a knife-wielding maniac. 493 00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:25,732 Although I was running late, 494 00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:28,054 because I was parallel parking, and someone was watching, 495 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,618 but I was gonna be there. 496 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,170 I can't stop thinking about you, Ana, about us. 497 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,177 Me too. 498 00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:40,326 How do you have your guitar? 499 00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:42,843 I always have it. I actually wrote you a song. 500 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,641 I was gonna sing it for you at the coffee shop. 501 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,264 I mean, I know how much you hate my guitar, 502 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,885 so I don't have to; I really don't have to. 503 00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:49,538 Sing the damn song, Javi. 504 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,793 [light guitar music] 505 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:55,810 I think about you from time to time 506 00:18:56,956 --> 00:19:01,956 I think you every single night 507 00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:07,899 And even though you'll never hear these words from me 508 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,841 It's you 509 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,849 It always was 510 00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:18,600 It will always be 511 00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:25,964 Eee-eee, ee-eee 512 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:31,198 Eee-eee-eee-eee-hee 513 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:36,180 _ 514 00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:38,060 _ 515 00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:43,084 Hee-hee, hee-hee 516 00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:46,522 Eee-eee 517 00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:49,529 Eee-eee 518 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:52,600 Eee-eee-eee 519 00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:56,776 _ 520 00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:00,810 I do. 521 00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,253 James. 522 00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:08,008 That's right, Ana. I'm back from the dead. 523 00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:09,187 You died? 524 00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:10,902 I fell off a mountain. 525 00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:13,526 I was buried in snow for days. It took me weeks to recover. 526 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,993 Weren't you wondering why you didn't hear from me? 527 00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,591 The first thing I did when I got back to Miami 528 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:21,158 was get me a snow cone. 529 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,265 Ana, the only thing that kept me alive out there 530 00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,222 was the thought of getting back to you. 531 00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:31,474 Ana, what does this mean? 532 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,940 I don't know. 533 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,943 [dramatic music] 534 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:41,945 535 00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:46,664 - sync and corrections by Zac- - www.addic7ed.com - 536 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:53,783 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 537 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:58,383 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0